About us!

Heather headshot July 2016About the author ~ Heather A Stafford
Heather is an over 40 single old maid who enjoys chastising children in public by telling them to be quiet and stop yelling, while giving their parents the evil eye.

Okay, that isn’t entirely true. Heather spent many years babysitting for other people’s children making her realize that she likes kids like she likes nature – from a distance.

With so many not understanding her lack of the “mom gene,” Heather thought this book would be the perfect way to add humor to a subject that seems to allude so many people.


About the illustrator ~ Rosy Baker
Jennifer (aka Rosy) is a talented girl who lent her creativity to Heather’s book. At the ripe old age of 13, Rosy was able to find humor in what was being expressed within the pages, even adding some of her own ideas to the book.

This is Rosy’s first official gig as an illustrator, and although she does not see illustrating another book in her future, she will continue to tap into her creative side to work on personal projects.